channybravo:

sevenlittledevils:

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

i’m barely breathing

neutralmiltankhotel:

when someone tries to talk shit about you and you immediately shut them down

fappuclno:

I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO RELEASED THE FBI VIRUS

stonedboybands:

macklemore and ryan lewis

yoncevevo:

i thought u couldn’t teach religion in public schools

hairy-unicorn:

Walk a mile in these louboutins

thatfunnyblog:

LAYS MISERABLES

britoholic:

Britney Spears blessing a paparazzo.

doppelgender:

totallytogekiss:

bondoge:

baconstuck:

bondoge:

this is a giant cucumber that we found hanging from a tree on the side of the road. i tried it and it was disgusting so i threw it in the neighbors hot tub

CUCUMBERS GROW ON VINES. I HAD CUCUMBERS IN MY GARDEN THE LAST TIME. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EAT? CAUSE IT WASN’T A FUCKING CUCUMBER. 

Fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK

tree penis

it looks like shes cutting up a finger